Baby you're Dada loves you and I'm always gonna be here for you
Don't matter what happened

You're all I've got in this world
I would never give you up for nothin'.
Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me.
I love you

C'mon hey-hey, we going to the beach
Grab a couple of toys and let Dada strap you in the car seat.
Where's mama?
She's taking a little nap in the trunk.
Oh that smell
Dada musta run over a skunk.
Now I know what you're thinkin'- it's kind of late to go swimmin' but you know your Mama
She's one of those type of women that do crazy things and if she don't get her way she'll throw a fit.
Don't play with Dada's toy knife
Honey, let go of it
And don't look so upset
Why you acting bashful?
Don't you wanna help Dada build a sand castle?
And Mama said she wants to show you how far she can float
Don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
It's just a little scratch
It don't hurt
Her was eatin' dinner while you were sleepin'
Spilled ketchup on her shirt.
Mama's messy isn't she?
We'll let her wash off in the water
Me and you can play by ourselves, can't we?

Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just you and I
Just the two of us

See honey, there's a place called heaven and a place called hell
There's a place called prison and a place called jail.
And Dada's probably on his way to all of 'em except one
'Cause mama's got a new husband and a stepson
And you don't want a brother do ya?
Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better I'll explain it to ya.
But for now we'll just say mama was real, real bad
She was being mean to dad and made him real, real mad
But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out
Sit back in your chair honey
Quit trying to climb out
I told you it's okay
Hey-hey, wanna ba-ba?
Take a night-night?
Nan-a-boo, goo-goo ga-ga?
Her make goo-goo ca-ca?
Da-da change your dia-dee?
Clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty.
Your Dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water.
Ninety-seven Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter
Me and my daughter
Me and my daughter

Just the two of us
Just the two of us
Just you and I
Just the two of us

Wake up sleepy head
We're here
Before we play we're gonna take mama for a little walk along the pier
Baby, don't cry
Honey, don't get the wrong idea.
Mama's too sleepy to hear you screaming in her ear
That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry Dada made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
Here, you wanna help Dada tie a rope around this rock?
We'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
Ready now
Here we go on the count of three
One.. two.. three.. wheee...
There goes mama, splashing in the water;
No more fighting with dad
No more restraining order
No more step-dada, no more brother.
Blow her kisses bye-bye
Tell mama you love her
Now we'll go play in the sand
Build a castle and junk but first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk
Just the two of us