And Jackie yea and Jackie yea and Jackie yea

Mmm mmm

And Jackie yea and Jackie yea hey

 

A Bouvier till her wedding day

Shots rang out

The police came

Mama laid me on the front lawn and prayed for Jackie’s strength

 

Feeling old my 21

Never thought my day would come

My bridesmaids getting laid

I pray for Jackie’s strength

 

Make me laugh

Say you know what you want

You said we were the real thing

So I show you some more and I learn what black magic can do

Make me laugh

Say you know you can turn me into the real thing

So I show you some more and I learn

 

Stickers licked on lunchboxes

Worshipping David Cassidy

Yea I mooned him once on Donna’s box

She’s still in recovery

 

Sleepovers

Beene’s got some pot

You’re only popular with anorexia so I turn myself inside out in hope someone will see, will see

 

Make me laugh

Say you know what you want

You said we were the real thing

So I show you some more and I learn what black magic can do

Make me laugh

Say you know you can turn me into the real thing

So I show you some more and I learn

 

And Jackie yea and Jackie yea and Jackie yea strength

And Jackie yea and Jackie yea and Jackie yea hey

 

I got lost on my wedding day

Typical

The police came but virgins always get backstage no matter what they’ve got to say

 

If you love enough you’ll lie a lot

Guess they did in Camelot

Mama’s waiting on my front lawn

I pray, I pray, I said pray for Jackie’s strength, strength

 

Make me laugh

Say you know what you want

You said we were the real thing

So I show you some more and I learn

 

And Jackie yea and Jackie yea and Jackie yea strength

And Jackie yea and Jackie yea hey mmm