I wasn't thinking
My head was in the book
His hands were on her everywhere
I saw his face
I dropped my coffee
He's cheating on me with a hoochie woman

Oo Oo Ooh You can keep your hoochie
Oo Oo Ooh You can keep the house
Oo Oo Ooh And the bank accounts 'cause boys I bring home the bacon

I went to work and the office girls were all burning their poetry
It wasn't good but in the neighbourhood
Now they're all just hoochie women

Oo Oo Ooh You can keep your hoochie
Oo Oo Ooh You can keep the house
Oo Oo Ooh And the bank accounts 'cause boys I bring home the bacon
I said boy I bring home the bacon now

He called me up and said she has needs
I said you'll find them on Barney's fourth floor
He said I need a loan
That's not a problem
You'd better keep this from your hoochie woman

Oo Oo Ooh You can keep your hoochie
Oo Oo Ooh You can keep the house
Oo Oo Ooh And the bank accounts 'cause boy I bring home the bacon
I said girls I bring home the bacon now